Yesterday, while surfing around, I came across — nay unearthed — a single intriguing word that had been hidden to me for the better part of five years. That word resonated with me, so I wrote it down so I could come back to it later.
Well, later is now, and that word is Hatebeak.
So, apparently, back in 2004 there was a metal band whose lead singer was a parrot. Clearly, this is awesome. How did I not know about this?
Here’s a picture of the band. They look like sensible lads. Apparently, Blake likes to play heavy-metal guitar and Mark is quite handy on the drums. Waldo, a Congo African Grey parrot (beautiful plumage) likes to sing.
Here’s an interesting fluff piece about Blake, Mark, and Waldo at Parrot Chronicles Magazine — THE best webite for parrot-based current affairs stories.
That’s a very interesting story, but what’s their music like? Luckily, there are a few Hatebeak tracks on Youtube, so we can find out. Here’s one:
There’s an informative comment after this one from apollyon1: “they do not play live and all the parrot is recorded separately.” Thanks for clarifying that apollyon!
Unfortunately, after doing a bit more research, it turns out that Waldo passed away a few years ago. So, a reunion tour is probably out of the question.
Definitely going on my IPod though.

Good lord. It sounds like Bill Hick’s “suck Satans cock” noise with death metal sound track…I like it
By: Blobby on December 2, 2009
at 8:22 am